Monday, February 28, 2011

The Arts


This school year, I have been copy editing for our student newspaper.


It's great. I love it. No, really. Fixing commas, italicizing album names, and correcting grammatical errors - it all sends chills up my spine. Most of the time, the articles are well-written - not too many things to fix.


But then, there's the Arts Section.


My question for all of these musically-inclined, drinking-out-of-their-mason-jars writers is this:


WHY DO YOU INVENT WORDS TO DESCRIBE YOUR MUSIC?


I understand that you listen to a vast variety of music, and you probably run out of the usual adjectives to describe it, but sometimes I think that the words submitted in the Oxford English Dictionary can do the job.


Here are some of the latest submissions:

Turntablist

Freestyler

Hypemen

Soundscape

Mixtape (this is really two words - not one, in case anybody was wondering)

Anthemic

Eighties-ish

Synths (short for synthesizers - and to be honest, I've let this one go because it keeps coming up again and again)

Bassline (again - two words. Not one)


You guys. Merriam and Webster had it right the first time. Your music can't be so cool that it requires a brand new word to describe it.